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There is nothing magical about my diaper pail.  In fact, I feel a bit gypped as it is clearly indicated in the name of the product that it has magical powers.  There is nothing at all magical about the flowery-poop smell that assaults my senses every time I open the thing and fling the next diaper in with record speed.  Did they really think that scent was going to work?  And don’t get me started on emptying the thing.  Who thought THAT system up?  I try to hold my breath from start to finish but usually end up having to take another breath about 3/4 of the way through.  Since I’ve held my breath as long as I can, “PAH!”–all of the air comes rushing out and I have to take an extra large breath to recuperate.  Ick. Poop-smell taste.  Y’all know what I’m talkin’ about–when it smells so bad you can taste it.  Maybe that’s why I put it off so long, compacting the smelly mess even more with each consecutive diaper.  Hey!  Could that be why it smells so bad?