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You know you’re a Tired Mommy when:

You seriously consider serving Gerber 3rd Foods Lasagna with Meat Sauce to the entire family.

You don’t think twice about picking up and eating the quesadilla that fell on the floor

You almost accidentally use your toddler’s toothbrush

The only color-coordinated outfit you can find for your child’s day time wear is her new two-piece “big girl pajamas”

You find yourself looking for some sexy undies to buy in the Wal-Mart because you don’t have the time or energy to add another store to your errand route. And you buy some.

You find yourself leaving the comfort of your home in the middle of night muttering under your breath “I will kick someone’s sorry ass in my pink pajamas if they don’t stop making that ridiculous noise!” to go yell at some kids riding super-mini, super-loud motorcycles down your street at midnight.

I am one Tired Mommy.

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