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Remember the other day when I mentioned that I didn’t have the time and energy to add any stores to my errand run and ended up buying “sexy undies” at Wal Mart? Bad idea. Okay, I know that I am The Master Of The Obvious on this one but I thought I’d take a chance because, when you are Desperate Mommy, you take chances. Feel free to now say “I told you so”. Because I’m sure you did tell me, when you read my post the other day, that it was a bad idea. You probably screamed it at your computer “Girl, don’t go in there for the sexy undies! It’s just not right!”

I just thought I’d buy something to make me feel a teeny bit more feminine and, you know, sexy and it just went horribly wrong. Not only did they fit weird, they were itchy! They weren’t sexy sexy undies, more like cute sexy undies but cute went right out the window once I had them on. Too low where they needed to be higher, too high where they needed to be lower and what the hell is my Bedonkadonk Mommy Butt doing hanging out of there? It was just wrong. And uncomfortable. In more ways than one.

So this Mommy has learned her lesson: only buy your sexy undies from a reputable manufacturer of said undies or risk severe psychological and physical discomfort. Life is too short!