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April 3, 2007

Life Is Too Short To Wear Uncomfortable Underwear

Filed under: Mommy Tips, Mommy Style, Mommy Body — The Mommy @ 9:16 am

Remember the other day when I mentioned that I didn’t have the time and energy to add any stores to my errand run and ended up buying “sexy undies” at Wal Mart? Bad idea. Okay, I know that I am The Master Of The Obvious on this one but I thought I’d take a chance because, when you are Desperate Mommy, you take chances. Feel free to now say “I told you so”. Because I’m sure you did tell me, when you read my post the other day, that it was a bad idea. You probably screamed it at your computer “Girl, don’t go in there for the sexy undies! It’s just not right!”

I just thought I’d buy something to make me feel a teeny bit more feminine and, you know, sexy and it just went horribly wrong. Not only did they fit weird, they were itchy! They weren’t sexy sexy undies, more like cute sexy undies but cute went right out the window once I had them on. Too low where they needed to be higher, too high where they needed to be lower and what the hell is my Bedonkadonk Mommy Butt doing hanging out of there? It was just wrong. And uncomfortable. In more ways than one.

So this Mommy has learned her lesson: only buy your sexy undies from a reputable manufacturer of said undies or risk severe psychological and physical discomfort. Life is too short!

March 3, 2007

A Little Goes A Long Way

Filed under: Random Mommy Musings, Mommy Style — The Mommy @ 3:59 pm

I went to get my hair done today.  I’m not really a high-maintenance, highly processed kinda gal…any more (ask me about my early 20’s) but I occasionally like to get some highlights and my ponytail needs to be shaped into something a little more attractive every once in a while.  And today was the day.  Thank God.  I was looking (and feeling) a bit shaggy around the edges but she fixed me right up and I look like a productive member of society again!  She convinced me to at least trim the ends (I looooove long hair), put some layers in it and gave me some beautiful new highlights.  I may be gray under there…who knows?  Not me!

It’s a far cry from the waxed-highlighted-trimmed-shaped-manicured-to-within-an-inch-of-my-life shot at perfection of my 20’s but it is really nice to feel presentable again.  Not the most hip-lookin’ mommy around but not the least hip, either.  At least my two inches of roots no longer show when I put my hair in a ponytail.  And you’ve gotta like that because, with a one-year-old, my hair is always in a ponytail. 

As nice as it always is to go get something done for me, it’s always better to come home and have The Tot make “happy noises” and reach her arms out for me.  The best thing in the world.

January 20, 2007

Scared Natural

Filed under: Mommy Greenest, Mommy Tips, Random Mommy Musings, Mommy Life, Mommy Style — The Mommy @ 8:48 pm

So I heard this report on National Public Radio the other day in passing on the way home from somewhere and it got me thinking and looking into the known carcinogens that are in every day cosmetics.  It’s scary!  And the FDA doesn’t regulate this stuff.  Nobody does.  Apparently there’s an industry committee that looks into some ingredients but there are many, many ingredients that aren’t tested and the effects of them are unknown on humans.  Or they’re known carcinogens that the industry has said are not harmful if absorbed through the skin.  It has since been found that they can be many times more harmful if absorbed through the skin.  The ones that caught my eye in particular are the “parabens” (methylparaben, propylparaben and others…anything with a “paraben” after it!) that act like estrogen in your body, increasing the growth of abnormal cells and, in particular, cancer cells.  Parabens have been found in breast cancer tumors and apparently the fatty tissue in breasts hangs on to it pretty good!  Parabens are also endocrine disruptors and, since I am hypothyroid, I don’t need any extra endocrine disruption, thank you very much!  Parabens are in shampoos, lotions, eye cream, foundation, eye shadow, facial powder.  Basically everything that I use!  So, I’m tossin’ everything out and finding new products without parabens.  And there are lots more chemicals that are harmful in our cosmetics…I just don’t have the energy to list them here!  Hey, maybe if I didn’t use products with those harmful chemicals in them, I’d have the energy!  Ha!  Here is a link , although it’s a couple of years old, it is pretty thorough and I used it as a starting point to learn about the different chemicals in cosmetics and some “alternative” companies that don’t use them.  It’s enough to make me want to go without makeup.  But that would be scary for everybody so I won’t subject y’all to that!  As it turns out, this is NOT the way to save money.  Apparently, it’s cheaper to put carcinogens on you!

It also got me thinking about the chemicals that Princess Tater Tot comes in contact with so I bought some different soap/shampoo and lotion for her but I haven’t decided what to do about wipes and diapers.  It’s just so hard to give up the convenience of disposables.  But, if the critics are to be believed, it’s pretty important to use reusable diapers and wipes not just for the environmental aspect but also for the health of your child.  I don’t want to be alarmist and reactionary but I worry that The Tater Tot is at risk for problems that we won’t see until later in life because of long-term exposure now.  So, my plan (at least for today) is to come up with ways to minimize the risk while not increasing the drama/inconvenience factor too much.  Things like start using washable cloth wipes for urine only diapers, trying cloth during the day but using one disposable for night time…things like that to decrease her exposure and to see if I can handle it!  I just don’t want it to feel like a villain if I can’t go all-natural all-the-time. But at the same time, my main concern is that my daughter is healthy.  So, I’ll do the best that I can.  What more can a Mommy do?

January 16, 2007

The Mommy’s Morning Routine: Slather and Spackle

Filed under: Mommy Life, Mommy Style — The Mommy @ 11:45 am

I’d really like to pinpoint the exact moment when “slather” and “spackle” became words that could adequately describe what I do in the morning to get my face ready for the day.  Not that it would change anything.  It would just be a small comfort to know when things changed.  Aw, who am I kidding?!  It wouldn’t make a bit of difference!  It just sounds better than “WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT?!”

“What in the heck do you “slather” and “spackle” on your face?” you ask.  Well, The Mommy’s routine is really quite simple.  1) Wash face with gentle, don’t-aggravate-the-adult-onset-make-me-feel-like-a-freakin-teenager-in-a-bad-way-acne soap 2) Slather with anti-aging, skin firming day/night/whenever cream and 3) Spackle with foundation, trying not to accentuate wrinkles that said anti-aging, skin firming cream is supposed to be erasing! The rest is pretty standard: eyeliner, mascara, deoderant, clothes.  But I’ll tell you, I am getting mighty tired of slathering and spackling.  And I don’t even wear that much make up!  There are days when, I swear, if I wouldn’t scare the public, I’d go without any make up at all.  But, if ya’ saw me without, you’d agree that’s not an option.  So I spackle.  It doesn’t help that the Princess woke up at 3:30 am and wouldn’t go back down until 5:00 and only sleeping on me in the recliner.  Luckily she doesn’t do that very often…

December 26, 2006

Home Again, Home Again….Again

Filed under: Mommy Style, Family Life, Mommy Body — The Mommy @ 4:01 pm

We’re home again!  There’s something really nice about coming home even if you were only gone for a day and a half.  We had a nice time with both sets of grandparents and Tater got lots of loot!  The Mommy and Daddy got some nice stuff too but this Christmas was all about The Princess.

The Mommy got her “Mommy” tee that’s on “The Mommy’s Ooooh I Want That List” for Christmas!  It’s really cute on!  Of course I had to wear it out to the after-Christmas sales today.  And I got bunches of gift cards so I can go shopping for free!  Gotta love spending other people’s money…

Tater was a real trooper the last couple of days having her routine all mucked up.  She took a little bit more soothing to get to sleep at nap time but, otherwise was great!  Unfortunately, the sound of ripping paper kinda freaks her out so opening presents was interesting.

On the way home I was super-tired (thank God I didn’t have to drive!) so I laid my head down on her lap in her car seat and she patted my face with her little hand.  It was so sweet!  Then she found my ear and did the same thing with it that she did with my belly button the other day.  It was funny.  Until she decided it would be a good idea to dig around in there!  OUCH! Of course that made her laugh so she wanted to do it again.  And again.  And again.  Luckily by that time we were pretty close to home.

So today is the beginning of my “It’s Not A New Year’s Resolution” resolution to take better care of myself.  After eating too much pie to actually tell you how much I ate yesterday (it’s just too embarrassing), I realized that I don’t feel good and it’s directly related to the crap that I’ve been putting in my body.  Imagine that!  Yeah, sometimes I’m kinda dense/stubborn/stupid.  So it’s going well so far today.  I ran most of our “walk” this morning.  There are too many hills to run the whole thing yet but I’m workin’ on it!  And I’ve eaten well.  Yay Mommy!  Now if I can just get through the evening without any ice cream.  I can’t promise that I can do that…

December 13, 2006

Hot Mommy Capital of the Universe

Filed under: Mommy Style, Mommy Body — The Mommy @ 8:01 pm

Sometimes I think I live in the Hot Mommy Capital of the Universe.  It seems that every time I turn around, there is another Hot Mommy in bare-all exercise clothing running with kids in tow.  Or they are impeccably dressed in the latest young, hip fashion trend.  And I wonder “Who are these people?”  Now, I mean no offense to those Hot Mommies out there, I just would like to know their secret.  You see, I am about 10-15 pounds, a hair appointment, and a whole lotta sleep away from Hot Mommy status at any given time and I’d like to know how they do it.

So, if you are a Hot Mommy, please email me at themommy@amommyslife.com and tell me that you have, in fact, sold your soul to the Devil so that I can feel better.  Oh, there’s The Daddy back from the store with the ice cream.  Gotta go…

December 10, 2006

The Momiform

Filed under: Mommy Life, Mommy Style — The Mommy @ 9:19 pm

I am having a crisis of style.  I’d like to think that before Tater came along I had at least a modicum of style.  Always clean and well put together.  Not terribly trendy but stylish nonetheless.  It is painfully obvious that this is not the case any more.  I have what I affectionately refer to as the “Momiform” or the Mom Uniform.  It does not involve “Mom Jeans”, thankfully, but that fact does not excuse it from the Fashion Police 10 Most Wanted.

Every day I wear relatively low-rise jeans or tan pants, a white t-shirt and white tennis shoes.  Okay, so some days I wear a blue t-shirt or a tank top and when it’s cold I wear a sweater but you get the idea.  Anything that even remotely looks like it won’t withstand the spit-up-fest that is our daily routine just doesn’t find it’s way into the rotation.  Gone are cute blouses in materials other than cotton, heels that are higher than–well–my tennis shoes, and any sort of jewelry other than my wedding ring.  And please just forget about a hairstyle.  If it’s not in a ponytail, Tater has it in her mouth or hands (ouch!). 

I keep telling myself that I’ll be stylish again when she’s a little older but what if it’s too late?  What if The Mommy is completely unsalvageable by then?  I guess I have two choices: 1) to go on faith that some day I’ll get back to some resemblance of style or 2) in the immortal words of Tim Gunn “make it work” and find the time to coordinate more than jeans and a t-shirt on a daily basis.  First I’ve got to have more than jeans and t-shirts to coordinate… 

October 28, 2006

Color-Coordinating To Your Child’s Diet

Filed under: Baby Style, Mommy Style, Eating — The Mommy @ 5:20 pm

Orange is my new favorite color.  It goes with sweet potatoes, winter squash and carrots.  Bananas and pears blend in okay with it, too!  Pink is great and I usually dress the Tot in it but, at this point in her life (and mine!), orange is the way to go!  Until we start eating more green foods…

The Mommy’s “What I Missed” Surf Report for 10/28/06: small, 1-2 foot clean waves, warm water and a small crowd especially for a Saturday.  I can’t wait until I stop nursing so I can do dawn patrol again!  The Daddy can wait…he likes dawn patrol too.

October 13, 2006

Mommy Mojo Revisited

Filed under: Mommy Life, Mommy Style, Mommy Body — The Mommy @ 8:12 pm

Disclaimer:  This is one of many, many flips and/or flops in The Mommy’s body image, etc.  They will be voluminous and hard to keep up with but probably mildly entertaining…if you’re a little nutball like me!

So, last time I wrote on this topic I had little hope that Mommy’s Mojo would be found without spending a small fortune on a new wardrobe, a personal trainer, and a chef to cook my meals.  Hey, how about a nanny, too? 

Since then I’ve started to realize that Mommy Mojo is a state of mind.  And in order to get the mojo back I need to change my state of mind.  Am I the hippest Mom on the block?  The skinniest?  The best?  No, no, and probably not.  But I am Tater’s Mommy and the most important Mommy in the world to her.  Am I a good Mommy?  Yes, I am a very good Mommy.

This week I have made much more of an effort to take care of myself.  Sleep more, eat better, walk every day.  It makes a difference.  Do I feel back together again?  No.  Even Humpty Dumpty had all the king’s horses and all the king’s men to help.  I’m just one Mommy doing the best she can.

October 7, 2006

Where Oh Where Has Mommy’s Mojo Gone?

Filed under: Mommy Style — The Mommy @ 6:08 pm

Where oh where can it be?  I’ve had one of those days.  Actually two of them.  In a row.  Those haven’t-lost-all-of-the-baby-weight, I-have-no-personal-style, I’m-so-tired-I-can’t-see-straight, no-surf-havin’, what-the-hell-did-I-sign-up-for days.  Now, don’t get me wrong, I would not trade it for the world.  I am very happy that I had the Tater Tot.  Momma’s just missin’ her mojo is all. 

As a stay-at-home mommy in a high cost of living area, it is imperative to get creative about getting your mojo back.  Shopping therapy used to do the trick when we had two incomes.  Buy a few new cute outfits and it’s all good.  Or a good, long 5-mile run would suffice.  Now I’m lucky if I can run down the block without huffin’ and puffin’ (Tater can attest to that!).  This after having done a sprint triathlon before I got pregnant.  So, do I accept my new, mojo-less state?  Or is there a way to get Momma’s mojo back with little money, less sleep and a tot in tow?  A topic to be pondered and written about again some time.  To be continued…

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